Population | 7.031 billion |
Capital | Camp Pendelton |
Leader | General Patton |
Faith | War |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Bald Eagle |
The Dictatorship of George Patton is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by General Patton with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed population of 7.031 billion Pattonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camp Pendelton. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient George Pattonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,502 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,767 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Camp Pendelton, and it's not mass murder when the government does it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. George Patton's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is War.
George Patton is ranked 10,016th in the world and 562nd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 119 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : George Patton was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in George Patton, it's not mass murder when the government does it.
- : Following new legislation in George Patton, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Camp Pendelton.
- : Following new legislation in George Patton, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in George Patton, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
- : George Patton's influence in Lazarus rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Following new legislation in George Patton, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear.
- : Following new legislation in George Patton, chain casinos dominate the national gambling market.
- : Following new legislation in George Patton, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Following new legislation in George Patton, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 » New Rogernomics, Debussy, Oppalli, Wang Yao, and Caellip Major.